gazzymouse:

It happened. It finally happened. I was at a very crowded Broadway lottery today wearing a small SHIELD button and when the people started to disperse the most innocent, average looking middle aged man holding hands with his wife walked past me, leaned in, and he whispered “hail hydra.”

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tommoteased:

annecocks:

loohie:

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"if u ask me for a fuckin nacho imma fuckin stab u wit the fuckin nacho"

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oh maybe u can have a nacho, u cute

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here cutie have nacho

3 hours ago, with 90,611 notes. From louisbum2k14.
#boyfriends   #One Direction  
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nialljst:

July 23, 8:22pm, 2010 - 2014

we will remember

3 hours ago, with 2,991 notes. From punkrockfrodo.
#4 years oh my god  
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4 years.
3 hours ago, with 10,671 notes. From dirtsbag.
#One Direction  
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harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

3 hours ago, with 1,966 notes. From punkrockfrodo.
#super functional alcoholic  
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Soundcheck, baby! +

3 hours ago, with 460 notes. From princessjesy.
#Jesy Nelson   #Little Mix  
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iambluedog:

it wet

iambluedog:

it wet

3 hours ago, with 164,580 notes. From pizza.
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What is the sweetest thing you guys wanna do in 2013? x

3 hours ago, with 62,187 notes. From zouisgate.
#Harry Styles   #One Direction  
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awwww-cute:

my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago

awwww-cute:

my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago

3 hours ago, with 19,484 notes. From ifangirlforfood.
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3 hours ago, with 3,712 notes. From dirtsbag.
#One Direction  
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Harry riding his motorcycle in Brentwood - July 22, 2014 

3 hours ago, with 3,179 notes. From dirtsbag.
#Harry Styles   #One Direction  
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Calum: *Talking about Mrs all American* Its about a married woman You kind of have a crush on.
Michael: You know what i call that.. Inappropriate
3 hours ago, with 4,366 notes. From nialljhood.
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thecompanionsdoctor:

I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER

3 hours ago, with 194,210 notes. From ifangirlforfood.
#well   #im happy to know that im not alone  
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bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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3 hours ago, with 5,033 notes. From lobitomccaall.
#AUs  
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bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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3 hours ago, with 5,033 notes. From lobitomccaall.
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